My roommate is so lame

I have 2 male roommates...we will call them A and B. Roommate A I like very much. We get along well and stay out of eachothers way yet are always there for eachother for a kind word, to fix a computer issue, cheap entertainment or just to poke fun at. B is a fuck tard. First off he is an alcoholic but will never admit it. He is one of these snobby West Des Moines bastards that thinks he is cool because he is half ass going to Drake. He is never here because he stays at his parents house almost everynight. So why bitch about him you ask? Because that loud fuck is here now. He comes home very late...around 2 or 3 am and drunk. Then he thinks it's cool to slam doors and talk to his friends on the phone all nice and loud. I want to go out there and throw forks at him. He is really good at waking me up too...and as I'm sure you could imagine, that dose not please me. Another thing this arrogant prick dose is when he talks to you, he won't look you in the eye. You'd think he was a tweaker. He likes to bring home pizza boxes with 3 or 4 slices in them and leave em in the fridge to never be eaten...I finally got to the point where I decided to just eat it. Fuck em.