I need a job

So I was fired from a restaurant chain that will remain nameless...(eat my ass fresh bitches) last Tuesday because...get this shit..."I'm not a prefect employee." Yes ladies and gentleman, that was the reason they gave me...because I'm not prefect. My manager at the time said the owner only wants perfect employees and I was ringing things up incorrectly. I told them upon hire that I am dyslexic...so mistakes are gonna happen with me. Guess they are not an EOE after all.

Apparently leaving the front door unlocked and the safe wide open is perfect...as the asst. mgr. did one night after closing...or calling the monterey chedder bread, monetary bread (it's an expensive sandwich since the bread is made from money) as the asst. mgr of another store did and still dose. Perfect indeed.