I have made my 20-day emersion at work.

yAy!

So now after 3 1/2 months of training, I now have to pass a written test and will then be good to go as a full time employee in the world of telecommunications.
"Whats so different about passing this training as opposed to all the other jobs you have had?" you may be asking...well, this is a real job with real health insurance and it's even downtown.
743,000 wireless customers, 1.1 million DSL customers and 4.6 million long-distance customers depend on myself and about 40,000 other employees to handle 240 million calls transmitted across our network daily. And you think you have stress? lol
It is my job...porviding I pass this devil test...to explain complex bills, take payments, place orders for goods and services and to just keep people happy.

Thank you God for my ability to handle dumb people in large groups!

I must now hone in on my skills to fight off the people who try to use their jedi mind tricks to persuade credits and adjustments from manicured fingers.

Infidels!

If you deserve it, you shall get it...and I will be the one who will judge! Not you!
I will care for you, I will offer you superiour products to best fit your needs, I will make you laugh, I will even sit and shoot the shit with you for 35 to 45 minutes until my next break/lunch/end of shift arrives.