My roommate is so lame Part Deux.

Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ...Jan 24 was my last post...

There are currently 2 male voices half asleep in my living room right now...I saw Ryan on line and was chatting with him about these 2 CD's he just put out when he talked me in to coming over for a drink and whatnot...I agreed. Arrived home, found the two voices hit and bathroom and it is now 4:01am. This fucktrad needs to get the hell out. Mark will be pleased with this information seeing his girlfriend is here. I really don't want to let Paisley ou tof my for fear something may happen. I have to be to work at 3 and don't intend on an early awakeing. If however, I am awakened...there shall be hell to pay...oh there will be hell to pay. Well super...the guys in the living room are talking...probably trying to figure out how they are going to get into my room, take my money and play with my boobs before I know what happned....Great, thats just fucking great. I am so over "The Chad" he is such a douche bag. His status on Yahoo has been "Ready To Leave Iowa." Well assmonkey, we are ready for ya to leave Iowa...This is the second time he has had drunk people in the house. I shouldn't have to worry about this kind of shit. Last time his alcoholic side shined through, the living room was a mess. I am so mad at him. I wish I was on the rag so i could throw a dirty tampon at him in his sleep. Wakeing up all..."George Bush...scared of gays, went to Drake for no fucking reason...I'm really gay...and an alcoholic..." (imagine he is muttering all of his as he is wakeing up.) Then he sits up in his satin robe and full top and bottom pajamas and thinks what the fuck a dirty tampon...however did this object find it's way to my outter frontal lobe. For I am confused. Then he looks up and sees a pink robe, strikingly good looks and a big rack and thinks...Jessica. She is the culpret. She is the one who propelled an unsanitary sanitary menstration leak blocking aparatus at me...the nerve. I know, thinks fucktard...I will invite more friends over to stay as they are in a drunken state...that will show her. I hate him.